Speaking about the bomb dropped on Afghanistan, Baldwin's Trump calls it "the biggest, fattest bomb, we've ever seen; it's so big and fat, it nearly looks like me in my golf clothes". "This is where I met with the Chinese president", Baldwin said, Bennett quickly reminding him, "that was at Mar-a-Lago, sir".
Trump handles the Bannon-Kushner feud the best way he knows: like an "elimination night" on a reality TV show.
Ultimately, he chose Fallon's Kushner.
Fallon's mute Kushner is the big victor. "But no one has ever heard you speak". Certainly not all hosts go political in their monologues but Fallon went one step further by once again avoiding speaking as much as possible. "Who gets to stay?"
"Jared, you're such an inspiration", Trump says. "If you do not see your photo, you must immediately leave the Oval Office... and join Kellyanne Conway in the basement".
Fallon then took Baldwin's place behind the Oval Office desk as Baldwin made his way to "his desk", a smaller version with an expandable, colorful toy ball. "I'd like you to, uh, just fix everything, okay?"
"Yes, you all got your wish this week, didn't you, huh?"
Finally, by the day's end, Spicer was contrite, humbly apologizing to various news outlets.More news: NDP will freeze hydro rates, says John Horgan
Dressed as the Easter bunny, which Spicer once played during President George W. Bush's White House Easter Egg Roll, McCarthy entered to her typical refrain of, "Shut up!"
But links between Trump associates and Russian officials have drawn particular scrutiny amid an FBI investigation into whether these parties cooperated in attempting to sink the campaign of Trump's presidential rival, Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential election. "I know that. I'm aware", Spicer said. "I clearly meant to say, "concentration clubs, ' ok?"
"I am sensitive to the fact they were sent there on trains but at least they didn't have to fly united".
The real Spicer has made numerous false claims, starting from his first press conference.
"I'm so sad my presidency is coming to an end", Trump says.
"Saturday Night Live" didn't even wait until Weekend Update before bringing up one of Chicago's most talked-about news stories this week.
"These 100 days have been such a success", he said.
"Saturday Night Live" aired at the same time coast to coast Saturday, April 15, a first that allowed every viewer to experience it truly live.